Breakfast TV today was talking about another sterling piece of research on the working habits of men and women. On the findings that men actually work harder than was thought the pundits made the interesting points that “most of the men were probably lying” and “if these new men exist I’ve never met any”.
Good to have a balanced discussion on morning TV to really get you thinking isn’t it? These are the same comments on this sort of survey / research I’ve been hearing what…oh yeah, all my life! (Yes I ought to stop watching breakfast TV). As a child it was bemusing, now as an adult it’s just got really really old.
I can just imagine the research interviews now… (if you close your eyes you’ll almost hear the carpet crackle).
The researcher begins to question me about how hard I actually work. I break into a cold sweat because I work from home, sit in the garden with the laptop in warm weather and only hoover when things off the carpet obviously start to stick to my feet as I walk on it.
The research assistant is young, pretty and most importantly looks a bit gullible. I glance around… good no other men within earshot.
Making sure I maintain eye contact throughout so that the interviewer doesn’t think I’m lying, I report that I work a sixty hour week, do all of the housework and am home teaching the two children I don’t actually have. She records it diligently and YES I think she’s bought it. She’s looking at me in a new light, if I were only ten years younger, single and could actually be bothered.
Male pride restored I then go home, shout at the other half to “clear this f**king mess up now” and sit down to watch the football whilst throwing empty crisp packets and cans onto the floor, because I work hard enough lying to researchers about how hard I work to use the bin.
Oh please.
How about spending research money on something worthwhile, there are plenty of actual issues in the world to solve. Go fix ‘em…
Rant over.
Note: I’ve had a browse round the BBC site and I can’t find the actual research, which I wanted to have a glance at in case the whole thing was simply misreported
I often seem to have that problem with the BBC site as there is just so much there.
Edit - here is the link if you want to try and get the BBC to accept your snippet of wisdom :p
Rowan :: Apr.19.2007 ::
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